A night in the life of stressed out me

Hello Mr. Bacardi, meet my good friends Orange Juice, Sprite, and Grenadine. What's say you all get together in this little shaker here? There we go. Whee! Now that you've all mingled, let's introduce you to my good friend, stomach. Mmmmm. Frooty.

Apologies to sarcasmosis for my inane conversation. Can't all be gems, yanno.

Children drove me absolutely nutty today. Also half-assed watched "About Schmidt" which I probably would have enjoyed better had I not kept getting interrupted.

Who needs another drink?