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Posted by Slowplum
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5/29/2002 04:51:00 PM
1. Which is your favorite Star Wars movie? Why?
I don't have a particular favorite, but if I *had* to choose, it would be the Empire Strikes Back. I just like it.
2. What are your thoughts on Bon Jovi?
Which incarnation?
3. The universe: speeding up, slowing down, or constant?
Constantly speeding up then slowing down.
4. Vanilla, Chocolate, or Strawberry?
Neopolitan. ;)
5. Do you like your yogurt pre-stirred or with "fruit-on-the-bottom"?
Fruit-on-the-bottom. MMMmm. Fruitalicious!
6. You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?
I wouldn't hit a man, period.
7. If the Earth had to be evacuated, and you were allowed to bring three things aboard the spaceship, what would the be?
You said things instead of people, so we will go by that. Pens. Paper. Guitar.
8. Epee, foil, or saber?
Saber.
9. If Mouth, fluent in Spanish, was able to explain in detail to Rosalita the details of the Walsh family's drug and sexual exploits, why was it so difficult for him to figure out she was saying "Don't sign" after she found the gems that were hidden in Mikey's marble bag?
He had studied and memorized the exploits bit by heart, to be purposefully shocking to her. So when it came to the don't sign bit, it took him a while to figure it out.
10. If you had to kill one person (you can include yourself), who would it be?
I would do it to my self before I would harm someone else.
11. Do you have any environmental concerns about strip-mining the moon?
I am tired of the world being raped by our greed. And not at all surprised they would move on to the moon, but it does sadden/anger me.
12. Have you had the chicken pox?
Yup. Had em so bad I got em in throat and was off school for 3 weeks.
13. Automatic or standard?
automatic. i have never learned standard.
14. How much is that doggie in the window (the one with the waggily tail)?
fitty buck.
15. Pineapple slices on pizza. What the fuck?
DUDE it's Pineapple CHUNKS thankyouverymuch... I LIKE EM.
16. Would you still recycle cans if you didn't get the nickel?
Yup.
17. Pick a number from one to ten. Explain your choice.
Seven. I have always been partial to that number. Also 3. I like its shape.
18. What is your favorite movie starring either Andrew McCarthy or Jonathan Silverman?Silverman: Brighton Beach Memoirs
McCarthy: Less than Zero
19. Ever kiss somebody with braces?
Nope.
20. What is your favorite variety of cheese?
Mozarella.
21. What are the odds that Robert Downey, Jr. is high right now?
What are the odds that I am breathing right now?
22. How much can you bench press?
Two small children. :p
23. Red light. Late night. No traffic. Run it?
Hells no. Our town cops like to lurk in shadows.
24. Time out! How can Zack take Kelly to the prom if she's already going with Slater?
Hahahah I loved that episode! Oh but what bout the one where she ends up with her boss! And Slater and Momma are singing in the gym and Zach and Kelly are crying their eyes out outside. Or! The one where she fell in love with Screech!But the topper is the episode that dare not speak its name. You know. The real "excited" one.
25. If The Eagles got into a fight with each other, which one would be left standing at the end?
I have no idea.
26. Cut off in traffic. Do you use the finger, lay on the horn, shout obscenities, or just let it slide?Obscenities Obscenities Obscenities. Then the finger. Then some more obscenities.
27. It was once said that a woman should feel like a hot water bottle filled with cream, not a paper bag filled with coathangers. Grab your significant other. Explain what he or she feels like, using the most abstract simile possible.
My significant other is at work while I type this, so I cannot give a full report.
28. What did you get for your last birthday?
Dude. We don't want to go there. My last birthday was the birthday from hell. Honestly. It will make you cry.
29. What age are you going to live until?
Eleventy-bazillion at least.
30. It's 2002. Where are the flying cars?
The gov't uses them late at night when nobody is looking.
31. Have you ever seen a film with Maury Chaykin in it?
probably. is he a professional minor character or something?
31a. Go to imdb.com and look up Maury Chaykin's filmography. Would you like to change your answer to question 31?
Sure.
31b. Now, how many Maury Chaykin films have you seen?
thirteen.
32. Would you like to make money fast?
No thanks. Making money fast would result in spending it twice as fast.
33. You are offered a role in the fourth installation of the "Three Men & A Baby" films. How much would you need to paid to star in this tub of crap?
More than the film would gross.
34. Who is the voice over the loudspeaker of hell? Is is Art Bell, Bobby Likis, J.T. The Brick, or other?
Art Bell, hands down.
35. What does the color blue taste like?
cool. creamyish refreshing undescribable color. maybe something involving berries.
36. Welcome to Jack-In-The-Box. Can I take your order?
I have never been to Jack-In-The-Box. But I'll get a large drink, while you're asking.
I don't have a particular favorite, but if I *had* to choose, it would be the Empire Strikes Back. I just like it.
2. What are your thoughts on Bon Jovi?
Which incarnation?
3. The universe: speeding up, slowing down, or constant?
Constantly speeding up then slowing down.
4. Vanilla, Chocolate, or Strawberry?
Neopolitan. ;)
5. Do you like your yogurt pre-stirred or with "fruit-on-the-bottom"?
Fruit-on-the-bottom. MMMmm. Fruitalicious!
6. You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?
I wouldn't hit a man, period.
7. If the Earth had to be evacuated, and you were allowed to bring three things aboard the spaceship, what would the be?
You said things instead of people, so we will go by that. Pens. Paper. Guitar.
8. Epee, foil, or saber?
Saber.
9. If Mouth, fluent in Spanish, was able to explain in detail to Rosalita the details of the Walsh family's drug and sexual exploits, why was it so difficult for him to figure out she was saying "Don't sign" after she found the gems that were hidden in Mikey's marble bag?
He had studied and memorized the exploits bit by heart, to be purposefully shocking to her. So when it came to the don't sign bit, it took him a while to figure it out.
10. If you had to kill one person (you can include yourself), who would it be?
I would do it to my self before I would harm someone else.
11. Do you have any environmental concerns about strip-mining the moon?
I am tired of the world being raped by our greed. And not at all surprised they would move on to the moon, but it does sadden/anger me.
12. Have you had the chicken pox?
Yup. Had em so bad I got em in throat and was off school for 3 weeks.
13. Automatic or standard?
automatic. i have never learned standard.
14. How much is that doggie in the window (the one with the waggily tail)?
fitty buck.
15. Pineapple slices on pizza. What the fuck?
DUDE it's Pineapple CHUNKS thankyouverymuch... I LIKE EM.
16. Would you still recycle cans if you didn't get the nickel?
Yup.
17. Pick a number from one to ten. Explain your choice.
Seven. I have always been partial to that number. Also 3. I like its shape.
18. What is your favorite movie starring either Andrew McCarthy or Jonathan Silverman?Silverman: Brighton Beach Memoirs
McCarthy: Less than Zero
19. Ever kiss somebody with braces?
Nope.
20. What is your favorite variety of cheese?
Mozarella.
21. What are the odds that Robert Downey, Jr. is high right now?
What are the odds that I am breathing right now?
22. How much can you bench press?
Two small children. :p
23. Red light. Late night. No traffic. Run it?
Hells no. Our town cops like to lurk in shadows.
24. Time out! How can Zack take Kelly to the prom if she's already going with Slater?
Hahahah I loved that episode! Oh but what bout the one where she ends up with her boss! And Slater and Momma are singing in the gym and Zach and Kelly are crying their eyes out outside. Or! The one where she fell in love with Screech!But the topper is the episode that dare not speak its name. You know. The real "excited" one.
25. If The Eagles got into a fight with each other, which one would be left standing at the end?
I have no idea.
26. Cut off in traffic. Do you use the finger, lay on the horn, shout obscenities, or just let it slide?Obscenities Obscenities Obscenities. Then the finger. Then some more obscenities.
27. It was once said that a woman should feel like a hot water bottle filled with cream, not a paper bag filled with coathangers. Grab your significant other. Explain what he or she feels like, using the most abstract simile possible.
My significant other is at work while I type this, so I cannot give a full report.
28. What did you get for your last birthday?
Dude. We don't want to go there. My last birthday was the birthday from hell. Honestly. It will make you cry.
29. What age are you going to live until?
Eleventy-bazillion at least.
30. It's 2002. Where are the flying cars?
The gov't uses them late at night when nobody is looking.
31. Have you ever seen a film with Maury Chaykin in it?
probably. is he a professional minor character or something?
31a. Go to imdb.com and look up Maury Chaykin's filmography. Would you like to change your answer to question 31?
Sure.
31b. Now, how many Maury Chaykin films have you seen?
thirteen.
32. Would you like to make money fast?
No thanks. Making money fast would result in spending it twice as fast.
33. You are offered a role in the fourth installation of the "Three Men & A Baby" films. How much would you need to paid to star in this tub of crap?
More than the film would gross.
34. Who is the voice over the loudspeaker of hell? Is is Art Bell, Bobby Likis, J.T. The Brick, or other?
Art Bell, hands down.
35. What does the color blue taste like?
cool. creamyish refreshing undescribable color. maybe something involving berries.
36. Welcome to Jack-In-The-Box. Can I take your order?
I have never been to Jack-In-The-Box. But I'll get a large drink, while you're asking.