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Posted by Slowplum
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4/09/2002 11:28:00 AM
(g) hehehe
(g) you want a story, MA
(MA) always, g =)
* E_ grabs MA's juice box and bonks him on the head with a foam bat then sits down for story time
* g boxes E_'s ears
(g) settle down, kids.
* ob pulls up a nice big beanbag
(g) i have to think up a story now. whooboy.
* E_ looks down
(g) where did i leave off? anyone remember?
(E_) ...yes miss g...
(E_) right before the guy ran over the cat with a lawn mower
(g) i remember @_" meeting "_& and having -" "- -"
* MA gives E_ a surreptitious wedgie and blames the kid who always wears flannel and picks his nose
(E_) Or wait...
(ob) hey!
* E_ beats up ob
(ob) I saw YOU do it!
* g flicks the lights on and off
(g) [why did teachers do that? it never settled the kids down...]
(E_) settled us down
* ob makes the quiet-lips sign
(E_) it was made to be the equivalent of the parents calling w/ middle name
(g) so anyway
(g) one day shelley came home early from work
(g) ...&_"
(g) and found mister snail with that skeezie miss slug.
(g) ...&_" __" "~~
(cod) nooooo!
(g) shelley cried in a fit of rage.
* cod ends his outburst abruptly
(g) then she took him for every thing he had.
(g) she took his house.
(g) @-"_&.... "__
(g) she took the kids.
(g) "_&.... "-... "-....
(g) she took his dignity by moving in with the snail he got in a fight with two books before.
(g) #_" "_&
(g) lonely and crushed, mister snail was left with nothing but miss slug and a slimey infection.
(g) __" "~~
(g) so he found god.
(g) ((())))_""
(g) it was the buddha snail, with 4 feelers and a giant shell.
(g) he asked the buddha snail, oh great one, how can i get my life back in order?
(g) ((())))_"" "__.......
(g) [y'all can stop me any time now]
* xu declares ob to be a SAINT.
* E_ bonks MA with the bat again
(g) to be continued!
(MA) HUZZAH !
(g) i cannot believe you were all quiet for that.
(cod) but wait wait! what did the buddha snail tell him!
* cod can't wait until next weeks' episode!
(g) hehehe
* E_ takes the foam covering off the bat and wield it at CoD
(g) thank you for humoring me, cod dear
(g) E_ don't make me put you in the corner.
(E_) buddha snail told him YOULL FIND OUT NEXT TIME LIKE G SAID
(g) you want a story, MA
(MA) always, g =)
* E_ grabs MA's juice box and bonks him on the head with a foam bat then sits down for story time
* g boxes E_'s ears
(g) settle down, kids.
* ob pulls up a nice big beanbag
(g) i have to think up a story now. whooboy.
* E_ looks down
(g) where did i leave off? anyone remember?
(E_) ...yes miss g...
(E_) right before the guy ran over the cat with a lawn mower
(g) i remember @_" meeting "_& and having -" "- -"
* MA gives E_ a surreptitious wedgie and blames the kid who always wears flannel and picks his nose
(E_) Or wait...
(ob) hey!
* E_ beats up ob
(ob) I saw YOU do it!
* g flicks the lights on and off
(g) [why did teachers do that? it never settled the kids down...]
(E_) settled us down
* ob makes the quiet-lips sign
(E_) it was made to be the equivalent of the parents calling w/ middle name
(g) so anyway
(g) one day shelley came home early from work
(g) ...&_"
(g) and found mister snail with that skeezie miss slug.
(g) ...&_" __" "~~
(cod) nooooo!
(g) shelley cried in a fit of rage.
* cod ends his outburst abruptly
(g) then she took him for every thing he had.
(g) she took his house.
(g) @-"_&.... "__
(g) she took the kids.
(g) "_&.... "-... "-....
(g) she took his dignity by moving in with the snail he got in a fight with two books before.
(g) #_" "_&
(g) lonely and crushed, mister snail was left with nothing but miss slug and a slimey infection.
(g) __" "~~
(g) so he found god.
(g) ((())))_""
(g) it was the buddha snail, with 4 feelers and a giant shell.
(g) he asked the buddha snail, oh great one, how can i get my life back in order?
(g) ((())))_"" "__.......
(g) [y'all can stop me any time now]
* xu declares ob to be a SAINT.
* E_ bonks MA with the bat again
(g) to be continued!
(MA) HUZZAH !
(g) i cannot believe you were all quiet for that.
(cod) but wait wait! what did the buddha snail tell him!
* cod can't wait until next weeks' episode!
(g) hehehe
* E_ takes the foam covering off the bat and wield it at CoD
(g) thank you for humoring me, cod dear
(g) E_ don't make me put you in the corner.
(E_) buddha snail told him YOULL FIND OUT NEXT TIME LIKE G SAID